I Burst Back!

The bastards at Border Control have had me looked up. Took me for the West Tibetan Fuckwarriors or something.

My lawyers, meanwhile, were distracted fighting a paternity suit on my behalf in Taiwan. Fortunately, the bastard has dropped the claim. He had heard that Harriet Harman had learned of his existence. There are some people you just don't mess with.

Anyway. I will update you on developments.